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Stressticles

ballbusting

I came across these fun stress balls the other day called Stressticles and I was seriously amused.

What is a better way to relieve stress than by squeezing balls?

M’kay,  the real thing is so much better,  but I think every woman needs a set just because.

You know,  it could help with things like road rage, and irritation with stupid people. I bet it would make a nice hacky sack type thing for kicking balls too!

They seem to be out of stock though damn it, someone find me a set of stressticles!!!

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Time Marches On…

Do you know what today is?

Want a hint?

On this day 37 years ago, a Goddess was born.

So now do you know what today is?

Happy Birthday to Me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shockingly, I have made it another year on this Tiny Blue Dot [Thats plant earth for the slow peeps].

I am hoping for something deviant and naughty tonight, but in the meantime, my phone line is on so call and sing to Me.

All you sissy bitches get dressed up in your best, it is a SPECIAL day after all.

Oh and if you want to shop for a gift, hit my wishlist to get me a little something.

Also a big yayyyyyy and a thank you to the ones whom have shopped and spoiled me recently—-bootbitch, sb, nute, mutt, fatboy, and niglet. [Smiles]

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Tweet, Tweet

I finally got a twitter account.

Not really so much for me to tweet, but to read others that might be of interest to me

So readers, if there are any out there, do you have a twitter account?

Are there any good tweeters that you follow?

Drop some comments because my inquiring mind wants to know.

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CrazyTrain

Everyone is a little crazy and dysfunctional, but why are people so quick to slap mental disorders for everything?

I find this very disturbing.

It seems if you like things slightly different sexually then you have a mental disorder. The disorder would be called paraphilia.

Whats unfortunate is they have lumped together a bunch of what they deem as “abnormal” sexual acts and slapped a name to it.

How nice is it that fetish people are lumped into the very same group as pediphilles?

I wonder what group of douchbags got to decide this? Read on…..

Paraphilias are sometimes referred to as sexual deviations or perversions. Paraphilias include fantasies, behaviors, or sexual urges focusing on unusual objects, activities, or situations. Paraphilias include:

* Sexual urges or sexual fantasies with non-human objects
* Sexual behaviors with non-human objects
* Sexual behaviors involving humiliation or suffering of oneself or another person
* Adult sexual behavior that involves children or nonconsenting adults

Some of the common paraphilias include:

* Exhibitionism
* Fetishism
* Frotteurism
* Pedophilia
* Masochism
* Sadism
* Transvestitism
* Voyeurism

* Exhibitionism: Exhibitionism is a tendency to sexually expose oneself to others. For example, a man’s behavior is exhibitionistic when he exposes part his naked body, usually his genitals, to a total stranger. The sexual behavior is almost always limited to the genital exposure, and the person may make no further harmful advances toward the stranger. Most often exhibitionism begins during adolescence and continues into adulthood.

* Fetishism: People with a fetish experience sexual urges and behavior which are associated with non-living objects. For example, the object of the fetish could be an article of female clothing, like female underwear. Usually the fetish begins in adolescence and tends to be quite chronic into adult life.

* Frotteurism: Men have a paraphilia called Frotteurism when the focus of their sexual urges are related to the touching or rubbing of their body against a non-consenting, unfamiliar woman. Usually the male rubs his genital area against the female. Most commonly, the man chooses to attack in a crowded public location and then he disappears into the throng of people. Frotteurism usually begins in adolescence and the abnormal behavior tends to decrease when the man reaches his late twenties.

* Pedophilia: A pedophile is a person, most frequently a man, who focuses his sexual fantasies and behavior toward children. People who enjoy child pornography or “kiddie porn” are pedophiles. Some pedophiles are sexually attracted only toward children and are not at all attracted toward adults. Pedophilia is usually a chronic condition.

When a pedophile becomes sexually active with a child he/she may:
o Undress the child
o Encourage the child to watch them masturbate
o Touch or fondle the child’s genitals
o Forcefully perform sexual acts on the child

* Masochism: Masochism is the getting of pleasure, often sexual, from being hurt or humiliated. Sometimes the masochistic acts are limited to verbal humiliation or blindfolding. However, masochistic behavior might include being bound or beaten. Masochism may become even more harmful, however, when a person permits another to use arm or leg restraints accompanied by acts of beating, whipping, or cutting.

* Sadism: Sadism is deriving pleasure, often sexual, from mistreating others. Like other paraphilias, some people have fantasies which are sadistic, but they never act upon them. Also, some people have sexual urges of a sadistic nature, and they find a willing partner who agrees to participate in the sadistic activity. There are people, however, who have sadistic sexual urges who find others whom they victimize with their behavior. Some of the severe activities involved in sexual sadism include burning, beating, stabbing, raping, and killing. Usually the thoughts and/or behaviors of sexual sadism begin in adolescence or early adulthood. The behaviors are not only chronic, but they usually increase in severity with time.

* Transvestitism: Cross-dressing by heterosexual males is called transvestic fetishism or transvestitism. The male with this fetish usually has a variety of female clothes that he uses to cross-dress. While some males will wear only one special piece of female apparel, others fully dress as a female and use full facial make-up to achieve a total female appearance. Often this disorder begins in childhood. It tends to be chronic in nature.

* Voyeurism: Voyeurism is seeking sexual pleasure by secretly observing another. Another name for the behavior is “peeping” or “peeping Tom”. The activity brings on sexual excitement and may conclude with masturbation by the voyeur. Voyeurism usually starts in adolescence and tends to persist into adulthood.

So there you have it, if you come to this website then you must be a paraphilia.

Yikes, I guess that makes me one too.

Well I already knew I was a little “different”,  so call me and we can ride the crazy train together, ALL ABOARD!!!

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Lets Dance!!

Here are a few songs I am liking right now, just thought I would share the good tunes.
Enjoy!

Ain’t No Rest For The Wicked

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WRONG

Sound Of Madness

One Day

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Fresh

Okay, it seems my website has gotten a little stale. It has been brought to my attention that things are not as they once used to be. Ummmm duh!!!!

As in, I kept my site a little more fresh and up to date back then, now, not so much.

I am still trying to get my groove back after my life altering trauma, so no things here are not like they used to be.

Will it be?

I hope not!

I want better.

Now I am off to cook up some freshness…

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Happy 4th Of July

sparklerI wanted to wish you all a happy and safe Independence Day. Be safe, and know that if I could, I would stick a sparkler in ya, and in places unheard of! [Evil Smile]

I also wanted to share a few quotes with you, after all this day is about Freedom right?

“Liberty is the right to choose. Freedom is the result of the right choice.”

“Liberty is the possibility of doubting, the possibility of making a mistake, the possibility of searching and experimenting, the possibility of saying No to any authority–literary, artistic, philosophic, religious, social and even political.” Ignazio Silone

“The will of the people is the only legitimate foundation of any government, and to protect its free expression should be our first object.” Thomas Jefferson

“Freedom is never voluntarily given by the oppressor; it must be demanded by the oppressed.” Martin Luther King, Jr

“You can protect your liberties in this world only by protecting the other man’s freedom. You can be free only if I am free.” Clarence Darrow

“To preserve the freedom of the human mind then and freedom of the press, every spirit should be ready to devote itself to martyrdom; for as long as we may think as we will, and speak as we think, the condition of man will proceed in improvement” Thomas Jefferson

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The Safe Word

I love this clip, always good for a laugh, enjoy.

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