Things that amuse me and make me laugh are important to my well being. Back in the day, when I kept this site more up to date on a slightly more regular schedule, I would write about things that amuse me.

One of the things that I have always loved is funny tshirts.

Mkay, more specific, offensive tshirts.

The kind that make peoples mouths open when they read them.

Like the t-shirt pictured above. That one is going to incite something in someone somewhere!

Of course this t-shirt makes me want to go to the mall and walk next to random guys,  just to see the reactions. [Laughs]

If you want to buy a fun, twisted t-shirts, go to tshirthell, if you want to talk about fun twisted things, dial the digits,[(888) 613-6203] or clickity, click, click the call button to the right.

Everyone has something that trips their trigger, from little things like a simple glance, to bigger things such as breath control, or Erotic asphyxiation.

When Mr Kung Fu man David Carradine, was found dead from doing naughty things all alone, people were shocked.

Surprise!

Not really new, or that rare. Just not talked about.

The amount of deaths from this particular sexual practice is indeed higher than people might think.  The first reposted case was in 1791 , Frantisek Kotzwara, died from choking during ugly bumping.

Interesting that this was his second choice of kink the day he died. He originally wanted his “man set”  hacked off, but the lady refused, so he choked himself instead.

Unfortunately, people do not generally talk about peoples sexual fetishes, especially if they are considered disturbing to some.

I however find it most “intoxicating”. A man bound and tied, duct tape over his mouth, and a clothes pin on his nose. Ohhhhhh yea thats a good time!

Better yet skip the tape, lets use staples.[Evil Laugh]

Of course breast, or ass smothering works well too!

So tell me, are you a  Gasper????

If so go here, and find someone to play with.

What??? You want to play with Me?

Call Me @ (888) 613-6203 for Phone Domination, or you contact Me here for other kinds of playtime!