It is hump day!!!!

Mid week is here and sometimes people need a pick me up.

Mine is laughter

I happen to enjoy laughing at the under endowed males who know they deserve to be laughed at!

You tiny peen hand humpers know who you are, and it is time to make me laugh.

Stop saying I might call, stop saying I will call later. Do it now, or email me to arrange a time.

Stop humping your hand pussy, and use the dry, non-lubed hand to call Me, Mkay?

[Laughs]

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The buzz is that it is the Super Bowl today. I am so clueless I had to Google who was playing.

According to omnipotent Google, the super bowl is in South Florida, and it is the New Orleans Saints vs. Indianapolis Colts.

I am not sure of the huge fascination of men watching this sport, especially claiming you are heterosexual too.

I mean, the way I see it, you freak out over a bunch of men running around, tossing a ball, smacking each others asses and hugging when the time is “appropriate”. That screams gay to me! [Evil Smile]

If you are among the few males whom would rather talk about/get your kink on, and amuse me too, then grab your toys, your cross dressing stash and call me.

Then instead of talking about 22 men following a pigskin ball, we can talk about 22 men doing…

I do hope the New Year is good for all of you. May your resolutions be obtained,  health and happiness all year round.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Many years ago, I started using the term “Licentious Domination” to describe my style. If you do not know what the word licentious means, here is a definition from the dictionary,

1.
sexually unrestrained; lascivious; libertine; lewd.
2.
unrestrained by law or general morality; lawless; immoral.
3.
going beyond customary or proper bounds or limits; disregarding rules.

Now then, the word “implies” a very bad person by general societies standards, so why on earth would I choose it?

For me the words, lewd, immoral, and sin, are like phrases such as “rules regarding sexuality” and “proper bounds”. They are open to interpretation and are very Grey to me.

The three main topics that I was always know for, and pretty good at is, in no certain order, forced bi, however I use the term force “loosely”. Racial humiliation, and of course making fun of the small peen boys!

All three of these “taboo” topics are hot buttons with a lot of people good and bad. I have ruffled many a feather by writing, talking, and doing any one of these.

Lets take the forced bi first, shall we?

This was my “hottest” topic, meaning the pole smokers were abundant.

Most asked question, if I want to suck a cock does this make me gay? I have a wife, I love females but I have this urge to “choke on one”.

Next is racial humiliation. This one I know angers a lot of people, since we are taught “typically” to not discriminate against people of ethnicity. This one opens wounds on people whom never even had the wound to begin with.

The last one is male ego bashing, translation; small penis humiliation. What is the fastest way to wound a male ego? By making fun of his penis size. Of course!

Now these are just a few topics that were high on the list, but the list is long. It goes on with other things that would make some peoples jaw drop.

However I LEARNED many many years ago that peoples sexuality, including my own, is not open to judgment from other people. That everyone has their “thing” and we are not all the same. Nor does it define us as people, as we are all sexual beings.

Maybe someday, in the vision of my perfect world, people will not be singled out for their differences in sexuality. That people will not DISCRIMINATE because of ones sexual preferences.

Umm because last I checked we were all born with sexuality, that is not a choice.
But until people “wake up” a bit, there will be women like me, talking to and seeing the Doctors, Lawyers, Politicians, Clergy, bankers, plumbers, teachers, all with their skeletons in the closet that I am “special” enough to see.

Now then who has some Licentious traits they want to talk about? [Smiles]

I have been off balance and generally just sucking at this for a while now.

This meaning my website, updates, taking calls, etc .

Since I had this “life altering”  360 experience, I feel like Stella trying to get her groove back. My mojo is seriously shelved i think.

Yes I am around, yes I will make more of an effort to keep this up and talk once again about things that amuse me, and just have more fun damn it!

Apr 07, 2006

It seems I have inspired a few males to open a few closet doors and add to their skeleton piles, or attempt to anyway.

A few men had questions regarding submission because it was new to them, but they were “drawn” to it.

One of them even asked if being submissive means you are just a pathetic, weak man.

Outsiders looking in and not knowing will view submission as a weak act. If you are a man used to being in control all the time, and ruling like the male you were taught to be, yes you would have problems submitting at first.

IN MY OPINION It takes a strong person to submit, you have to be pretty secure in who you are to give your control to someone. Men that you would never imagine to be submissive are.

There are, of course, the ones that are not really submissive at all, just kinky. You need to figure out which one you are.

Yes, there are some very pathetic type submissive men whom truly come across as girlie men with no spine. That is what they want, and perhaps need. That is between them and their Mistresses.

Remember this, there really is no rule book in Dominance between consenting people.

I make My own rules, just like other Female Dominants. No matter what kind of man you think you are, when a woman like Me gets control, even a tiny bit, you become the man she wants. Even when you do not even see it happening.

Do not forget that a big part in this game of D/s is in the MIND. Hottest phrase ever, “Please Mistress, fuck My mind!” Once your mind is where I want it to be, the rest is like putty in My hands!

I do tend to prefer the big tough ones Myself but it is My personal preference.

I GET OFF on taking the big manly man whom others fear and listen to, and putting him on his knees. Taking him places that only I CAN, because he knows his place with Me.

Of course that is a purely sadistic sexual lust for Me and the things I can do to that body. [Smiles]

To the men asking the above question, it seems by you asking Me that question it means you worry to much what others think about you. I need to take away that male pride, and you will be whatever I want you to be.

To answer that question does submissive make you a pathetic pansy? Only if I want you to be! [Sadistic Giggle]

Capture the mind and the body will follow………….

I came across these fun stress balls the other day called Stressticles and I was seriously amused.

What is a better way to relieve stress than by squeezing balls?

M’kay,  the real thing is so much better,  but I think every woman needs a set just because.

You know,  it could help with things like road rage, and irritation with stupid people. I bet it would make a nice hacky sack type thing for kicking balls too!

They seem to be out of stock though damn it, someone find me a set of stressticles!!!

Do you know what today is?

Want a hint?

On this day 37 years ago, a Goddess was born.

So now do you know what today is?

Happy Birthday to Me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shockingly, I have made it another year on this Tiny Blue Dot [Thats plant earth for the slow peeps].

I am hoping for something deviant and naughty tonight, but in the meantime, my phone line is on so call and sing to Me.

All you sissy bitches get dressed up in your best, it is a SPECIAL day after all.

Oh and if you want to shop for a gift, hit my wishlist to get me a little something.

Also a big yayyyyyy and a thank you to the ones whom have shopped and spoiled me recently—-bootbitch, sb, nute, mutt, fatboy, and niglet. [Smiles]

I have suddenly became the Mistress with A.D.D [Attention Deficit Disorder]  It is something new for Me, or I have always had it, just the recent life events have set it off into overdrive.

I try to write, but my mind takes off on other things so rapidly, that I can not type a post fully to save my ass.

I have many things in my head at this moment so enjoy the “Mistress V” ADD post, lets hope my brain makes it all the way to the end!!

First off lets talk about live sessions.

Live sessions are kind of slow to happen right now.  Reason being, I kind of “reduced” my inventory of playthings when I left and have not replenished my stock.

Now I know you do not always need shiny toys and leather yumminess for all sessions, improvisation can be so much fun at times!

However,  there are times when you just have to have that vicious flogger, or a big giant strapon!!!

Besides, I have always been very “choosy” when it comes to whom I see, and this rule will still apply. You want to see Me, you have to call Me.

See the digits in the corner? USE them.

I have to get a sense of who you are.  If I am not feelin ya, I am not seeing ya!!! Cuz that is how I roll!!!

Anyway, if you want to contribute to My toybox, you can contact Me here.

Next topic, is my phone line. It has been kind of silent. What gives?

Did all the fetish boys fall off the face of the earth?

Maybe they are all out doing the naughty deeds, so there is no need to call me to talk about them?

Naaa , I have faith that there are a few closet bitches to scared to act on their perversions, so slap on your vee string pussy, grab your manties, break out the butt plugs,  and call me!!!

Oh and remember boys, I am not a one trick pony, there are many fetishes and such that I enjoy, not just the sissy boys.

Humiliation [ ALL KINDS!!!]
Ball busting
strap on
Forced bi
Kidnapping
Chastity
Cuckold
Pain Sluts
Financial Manipulation
The list of fetishes goes on.

Let the good times roll, come on bitches I need some new material. Unless of course you want me to write about world peace and other non dick inflating material you better STEP UP! [Evil Grin]