Wow!

Another year has flown by, and the day to appreciate Mothers is once again here.

Tell the Moms that you know how wonderful they are, because you know they rock!

Click the link to enjoy the video “Motherlover“.  I posted it last year cuz it cracked Me up and upon watching it again, it still cracks Me up.

Happy Mothers Day!!!

I knocked on the door, as I rested on the handle to my bag of tricks. I was pretty positive I would not need anything inside of it, but just in case I brought it anyway.

He opened the door, looking nervous, but what he was about to get I think would make most men nervous.

I looked around the room, typical hotel, but I noticed a small stack of money on the table.

I walked over to it, picked it up and said, thanks for the gas money, your lucky I enjoy what you are seeking ya cheap bastard!

I turned away and spoke softly, “You know how I want you, by the time I turn around you better be in position, and ready.”

I looked at my nails, whistled a small tune, then turned to find him just as I wanted him to be.

I walked over to him and grabbed the back of his hair and asked him again what he wanted from Me, and with a small grin he looked up at me and said, Please Mistress, kick me in the balls.

I pushed his head down then walked behind him, his black jockeys were slightly swaying back and forth.

Hold still, I said to him, and he held perfectly still.

DO NOT look back, I do not want you to spoil my fun and BRACE for this.

I walked over to him and drug my nails across his back, he jumped, shocked at the sensation he was not bracing himself for. Then quickly with my other hand, I formed a fist and brought it up into his crotch.

The reaction was delayed but he flinched, clearly not ready. It was divine!

I laughed then took a step back and kicked his thighs so he would spread further, leaving me more, “play space”

I drug My foot on the insides of his thighs, slightly batting the jewels as I switched legs.

Swiftly I dropped my foot, then brought it up, half force, right into his sack.

Not much of a reaction so with more force, I repeated the step.

“Harder Mistress, Please”, he muttered.

I started to laugh, then delivered 4 fast kicks as he dropped a little.

I kicked him again, “GET UP”, I yelled, then kicked him again.

The goal was to drop him, I knew it as did he.

He was breathing heavy, I grabbed him by his hair again and pulled his head back. I looked at him and he said, “Yes Mistress i want more”, before I even said a word.

I smacked his cheek and told him he was a good boy, then walked behind him to do what I had set out to do.

Three more kicks and he was down, face to the floor. But to my surprise he quickly got back on all fours and begged for more.

I gave him 2 more kicks, he dropped face to the floor.

I walked over to him and sat down on his back, smacked his ass a few hard times and told him I hoped he felt that for days.

He then asked if he was a good boy and did he do good?

I got up grabbed my bag and walked to the door. I looked back as he was getting up, smiled and told him it was OH so good for Me.

I left him to his sore man junk, and Me a smile and a rush that I love!

One mans ouch is another mans delight, one womans ewwww is another’s ahhhhhh….

So much to write about, but for now, it will be soft and light , just like springtime.

If you do however have a topic you are just dying for me to write about drop me an email.

Can you guess what it might be?

Small penises! Little peen! Skin flab boys!

Over the years I have pissed off many a male ego from my blast of small dick men.

I mean if you say anything about the penis you are indeed attacking the “man” as a whole.

Despite the fact this site is and ALWAYS has been geared toward Dominance and Fetish, somehow I have been the receiver of some massive hate mail from men whom have come across my site, who got their “delicate” macho ego hurt.

Is it my fault they were looking up ways to deal with a small dick, and my website comes up?

That is one Google algorithm that was a little borked huh? [giggles]

Instead of nice things said to help him coupe, he gets a does of small penis humiliation courtesy of the sweevil one. [Moi]

He reads, gets angry, and the nasty comments/email follow.

He can not even imagine in his mind that there are men whom get off on their dick size being made fun of, and what kind of woman would even do such a horrible thing.

Well, I am that women, the size queen. [laughs]

If  you are one of those males that likes his phallic humiliation, call Me, and  I will  do somethings I like to do,  which is laugh @ you, pee wees…….

It is hump day!!!!

Mid week is here and sometimes people need a pick me up.

Mine is laughter

I happen to enjoy laughing at the under endowed males who know they deserve to be laughed at!

You tiny peen hand humpers know who you are, and it is time to make me laugh.

Stop saying I might call, stop saying I will call later. Do it now, or email me to arrange a time.

Stop humping your hand pussy, and use the dry, non-lubed hand to call Me, Mkay?

[Laughs]

(888) 613-6203. or CLICK HERE

I was curious about the actual origin of Valentine’s Day, and came across this version of the story that made me smile.

Read, The Origin of Valentine’s Day, RETOLD.

Have a happy day, and if you are alone with no Valentine and sad, call me I am sure I can think of something to do. I will be your twisted Valentine. [Smirk]

The buzz is that it is the Super Bowl today. I am so clueless I had to Google who was playing.

According to omnipotent Google, the super bowl is in South Florida, and it is the New Orleans Saints vs. Indianapolis Colts.

I am not sure of the huge fascination of men watching this sport, especially claiming you are heterosexual too.

I mean, the way I see it, you freak out over a bunch of men running around, tossing a ball, smacking each others asses and hugging when the time is “appropriate”. That screams gay to me! [Evil Smile]

If you are among the few males whom would rather talk about/get your kink on, and amuse me too, then grab your toys, your cross dressing stash and call me.

Then instead of talking about 22 men following a pigskin ball, we can talk about 22 men doing…

I came across this video, and was very amused.

Since I enjoy men rocking the female attire at times, this made me lol.

Guys get your panties on and rock out with your cocks TUCKED IN!

I do hope the New Year is good for all of you. May your resolutions be obtained,  health and happiness all year round.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

I seem to have a brain malfunction, and has affected my ability to write.

Please check back later.

My vocals work great though, so if you are in need of Me, call the number (888) 613-6203. or click the button, m’kay?