Can you guess what it might be?

Small penises! Little peen! Skin flab boys!

Over the years I have pissed off many a male ego from my blast of small dick men.

I mean if you say anything about the penis you are indeed attacking the “man” as a whole.

Despite the fact this site is and ALWAYS has been geared toward Dominance and Fetish, somehow I have been the receiver of some massive hate mail from men whom have come across my site, who got their “delicate” macho ego hurt.

Is it my fault they were looking up ways to deal with a small dick, and my website comes up?

That is one Google algorithm that was a little borked huh? [giggles]

Instead of nice things said to help him coupe, he gets a does of small penis humiliation courtesy of the sweevil one. [Moi]

He reads, gets angry, and the nasty comments/email follow.

He can not even imagine in his mind that there are men whom get off on their dick size being made fun of, and what kind of woman would even do such a horrible thing.

Well, I am that women, the size queen. [laughs]

If  you are one of those males that likes his phallic humiliation, call Me, and  I will  do somethings I like to do,  which is laugh @ you, pee wees…….

It is hump day!!!!

Mid week is here and sometimes people need a pick me up.

Mine is laughter

I happen to enjoy laughing at the under endowed males who know they deserve to be laughed at!

You tiny peen hand humpers know who you are, and it is time to make me laugh.

Stop saying I might call, stop saying I will call later. Do it now, or email me to arrange a time.

Stop humping your hand pussy, and use the dry, non-lubed hand to call Me, Mkay?

[Laughs]

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The buzz is that it is the Super Bowl today. I am so clueless I had to Google who was playing.

According to omnipotent Google, the super bowl is in South Florida, and it is the New Orleans Saints vs. Indianapolis Colts.

I am not sure of the huge fascination of men watching this sport, especially claiming you are heterosexual too.

I mean, the way I see it, you freak out over a bunch of men running around, tossing a ball, smacking each others asses and hugging when the time is “appropriate”. That screams gay to me! [Evil Smile]

If you are among the few males whom would rather talk about/get your kink on, and amuse me too, then grab your toys, your cross dressing stash and call me.

Then instead of talking about 22 men following a pigskin ball, we can talk about 22 men doing…

I do hope the New Year is good for all of you. May your resolutions be obtained,  health and happiness all year round.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Many years ago, I started using the term “Licentious Domination” to describe my style. If you do not know what the word licentious means, here is a definition from the dictionary,

1.
sexually unrestrained; lascivious; libertine; lewd.
2.
unrestrained by law or general morality; lawless; immoral.
3.
going beyond customary or proper bounds or limits; disregarding rules.

Now then, the word “implies” a very bad person by general societies standards, so why on earth would I choose it?

For me the words, lewd, immoral, and sin, are like phrases such as “rules regarding sexuality” and “proper bounds”. They are open to interpretation and are very Grey to me.

The three main topics that I was always know for, and pretty good at is, in no certain order, forced bi, however I use the term force “loosely”. Racial humiliation, and of course making fun of the small peen boys!

All three of these “taboo” topics are hot buttons with a lot of people good and bad. I have ruffled many a feather by writing, talking, and doing any one of these.

Lets take the forced bi first, shall we?

This was my “hottest” topic, meaning the pole smokers were abundant.

Most asked question, if I want to suck a cock does this make me gay? I have a wife, I love females but I have this urge to “choke on one”.

Next is racial humiliation. This one I know angers a lot of people, since we are taught “typically” to not discriminate against people of ethnicity. This one opens wounds on people whom never even had the wound to begin with.

The last one is male ego bashing, translation; small penis humiliation. What is the fastest way to wound a male ego? By making fun of his penis size. Of course!

Now these are just a few topics that were high on the list, but the list is long. It goes on with other things that would make some peoples jaw drop.

However I LEARNED many many years ago that peoples sexuality, including my own, is not open to judgment from other people. That everyone has their “thing” and we are not all the same. Nor does it define us as people, as we are all sexual beings.

Maybe someday, in the vision of my perfect world, people will not be singled out for their differences in sexuality. That people will not DISCRIMINATE because of ones sexual preferences.

Umm because last I checked we were all born with sexuality, that is not a choice.
But until people “wake up” a bit, there will be women like me, talking to and seeing the Doctors, Lawyers, Politicians, Clergy, bankers, plumbers, teachers, all with their skeletons in the closet that I am “special” enough to see.

Now then who has some Licentious traits they want to talk about? [Smiles]

I have been off balance and generally just sucking at this for a while now.

This meaning my website, updates, taking calls, etc .

Since I had this “life altering”  360 experience, I feel like Stella trying to get her groove back. My mojo is seriously shelved i think.

Yes I am around, yes I will make more of an effort to keep this up and talk once again about things that amuse me, and just have more fun damn it!

Many years ago, in My research to be a better Domme, I was looking on the web for a rule book, a guideline perhaps that someone had written on how to be a Dominant Female.

I think at the time, My reasoning in doing so was I had been getting a lot of “backlash” from other females about My style, the things I said, the things I did.

That is when the light bulb in my head went off.

I started thinking, why was I looking for rules, and how to, when in fact I already knew.

Its simple really, and very basic.

There are no rules to being a Dominant female, you MAKE the rules.

Why on earth would I want to follow someone elses ideals of what a Dominant female should be like or act like? I have no desire to be like anyone else, march to someone elses drum, I like the beat of my own drum, even if My beat is bitter to some peoples ears.

I have looked up to some awesome women, wanted to have some of their qualities, or have some of the things they have, but I learned from them to make myself better, smarter.

I know what I like, I know what makes me happy, and I make the choices. Even if my choices are not always the best, or smartest, they are mine.

If you take away the Mistress/Dominatrix title, you have just a basic vanilla woman.

All woman have it in them and some use it, some do not. In my opinion, society programs women to not think for themselves, to conform to a standard that someone else thinks is appropriate for women.

In my opinion that leads to angry, repressed, unhappy women. And as you guys know when your woman is not happy, your life becomes unpleasant. [laughs]

It boils down to choices. Many women choose not to rock the boat, accept things and just float by. While there are others who get a giant rush from tipping the boat over from jumping so hard. You have to find your own groove.

My advice to other females who are seeking to learn how to be a woman in charge, a Dominant Female, respect yourself, respect others, and follow your heart. Life is to short not to.

Find your own happiness and bliss, and take your negative, jealous energy and use it to fix what you are missing in yourself.

Stop downing or judging other females for their choices, just because it is not something you choose to do, or even understand.  Your life path and theirs may not be the same, but one is not better than the other even if you decide to exalt yourself and believe otherwise.

Of course a sexy pair of boots and a nice crop can’t hurt! [Smile]

I got to thinking about games today.

Everyone plays them throughout their life- fun ones, good ones, bad ones, boring ones, and the exciting ones.

When I was younger, there were board games, the ones you set up and play. Some I enjoyed, others I did not.

The first one that comes to mind is Clue. I was never much into that one, but played it on a few occasions. I guess playing detective was not fun for me.

Monopoly was another I played, but it was not a favorite. I did not dislike it,  I just had more fun pretending I could have the money to buy lots of purses and shoes.

Then there is the jigsaw puzzles, however I would get bored with those very quickly,  or maybe it was my lack of patience. At any rate I left a few undone in my lifetime.

One that I really liked to play was the game of Life.

You never know how it would play out, you could have bad things happen like flat tires, and big tax bills. Doctors bills collage bills. But around the turns on the board good things would happen too.

Babies, marriage, trips, and of course cash prizes, and ending up at millionaire mansion.

Another that comes to mind is pictionary.  I was pretty good at this one,  my creative mind could figure most things out. There were those times where my mind just could not grasp what some people were drawing.

A few more that deserve mention are, trivial pursuit, because any knowledge is good, pointless or not.

Outburst the Game of Verbal Explosions, this one was fun because I have a mouth and I am not afraid to use it!

Boggle, timed word games to boggle the mind.

kismet, chance vs strategy.

Now that I am older, I still enjoy games, but more of the adult kind, and typically ones that I have made up for my own twisted amusement.

I know not everyone would be down for playing sissy dress up, or ballbusting till you drop, or even peg the strapon IN the bitch.

Here is another one that I enjoy, I will share it with you. It is designed for a closet sissy who wants to spoil, drink, and indulge in naughty behavior. Seriously amusing, very lucrative ,  and super degrading for the sissy or man slut.

What is needed:
* 1 super uber sissy lipstick
* 1 pair of sissy panties
* 1 or 2, 12 pack bottles of your favorite beer
* one very large limited credit card,
* a telephone,
* various insertable toys
Make your slut paint those lips, open a beer and start to get the “cock bottle” happy.
Have the sissy lick and suck that cock substitute. Humiliate the sissy while he is performing oral services to the bottle.
Make sure to tell the sissy to have another beer handy, then at the right moment, have the bitch slam the top to make the “cock” bottle cum. If you have ever done any drinking of beer you know that slamming the top of the beer it starts to spew out.
Now you can give the slut little tasks to do, and if  he fails, he has to make another “cock” bottle spew.
Having the slut do this on cam is even more amusing because then you can see it live, and make him line up a few and take care of multiple “cock” bottles at once. A beer Bukakke
Oh and on a side note if your bitch has a good gag reflex, make sure to get the long necks!

So readers, what games did you or do you enjoy playing? Adult or otherwise.

Apr 07, 2006

It seems I have inspired a few males to open a few closet doors and add to their skeleton piles, or attempt to anyway.

A few men had questions regarding submission because it was new to them, but they were “drawn” to it.

One of them even asked if being submissive means you are just a pathetic, weak man.

Outsiders looking in and not knowing will view submission as a weak act. If you are a man used to being in control all the time, and ruling like the male you were taught to be, yes you would have problems submitting at first.

IN MY OPINION It takes a strong person to submit, you have to be pretty secure in who you are to give your control to someone. Men that you would never imagine to be submissive are.

There are, of course, the ones that are not really submissive at all, just kinky. You need to figure out which one you are.

Yes, there are some very pathetic type submissive men whom truly come across as girlie men with no spine. That is what they want, and perhaps need. That is between them and their Mistresses.

Remember this, there really is no rule book in Dominance between consenting people.

I make My own rules, just like other Female Dominants. No matter what kind of man you think you are, when a woman like Me gets control, even a tiny bit, you become the man she wants. Even when you do not even see it happening.

Do not forget that a big part in this game of D/s is in the MIND. Hottest phrase ever, “Please Mistress, fuck My mind!” Once your mind is where I want it to be, the rest is like putty in My hands!

I do tend to prefer the big tough ones Myself but it is My personal preference.

I GET OFF on taking the big manly man whom others fear and listen to, and putting him on his knees. Taking him places that only I CAN, because he knows his place with Me.

Of course that is a purely sadistic sexual lust for Me and the things I can do to that body. [Smiles]

To the men asking the above question, it seems by you asking Me that question it means you worry to much what others think about you. I need to take away that male pride, and you will be whatever I want you to be.

To answer that question does submissive make you a pathetic pansy? Only if I want you to be! [Sadistic Giggle]

Capture the mind and the body will follow………….

I came across these fun stress balls the other day called Stressticles and I was seriously amused.

What is a better way to relieve stress than by squeezing balls?

M’kay,  the real thing is so much better,  but I think every woman needs a set just because.

You know,  it could help with things like road rage, and irritation with stupid people. I bet it would make a nice hacky sack type thing for kicking balls too!

They seem to be out of stock though damn it, someone find me a set of stressticles!!!