Hand Hump Day!

It is hump day!!!!

Mid week is here and sometimes people need a pick me up.

Mine is laughter

I happen to enjoy laughing at the under endowed males who know they deserve to be laughed at!

You tiny peen hand humpers know who you are, and it is time to make me laugh.

Stop saying I might call, stop saying I will call later. Do it now, or email me to arrange a time.

Stop humping your hand pussy, and use the dry, non-lubed hand to call Me, Mkay?

[Laughs]

(888) 613-6203. or CLICK HERE

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Happy “Heart” Day

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I was curious about the actual origin of Valentine’s Day, and came across this version of the story that made me smile.

Read, The Origin of Valentine’s Day, RETOLD.

Have a happy day, and if you are alone with no Valentine and sad, call me I am sure I can think of something to do. I will be your twisted Valentine. [Smirk]

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Stooper Bowl

The buzz is that it is the Super Bowl today. I am so clueless I had to Google who was playing.

According to omnipotent Google, the super bowl is in South Florida, and it is the New Orleans Saints vs. Indianapolis Colts.

I am not sure of the huge fascination of men watching this sport, especially claiming you are heterosexual too.

I mean, the way I see it, you freak out over a bunch of men running around, tossing a ball, smacking each others asses and hugging when the time is “appropriate”. That screams gay to me! [Evil Smile]

If you are among the few males whom would rather talk about/get your kink on, and amuse me too, then grab your toys, your cross dressing stash and call me.

Then instead of talking about 22 men following a pigskin ball, we can talk about 22 men doing…

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Hot Mess

I came across this video, and was very amused.

Since I enjoy men rocking the female attire at times, this made me lol.

Guys get your panties on and rock out with your cocks TUCKED IN!

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Happy New Year !!!

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I do hope the New Year is good for all of you. May your resolutions be obtained,  health and happiness all year round.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

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Cerebral Defunctness

I seem to have a brain malfunction, and has affected my ability to write.

Please check back later.

My vocals work great though, so if you are in need of Me, call the number (888) 613-6203. or click the button, m’kay?

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Dominatrix Myth #1 – Man Hater

In this age of technology, internet, television, cell phones, we have information in an instant. Unfortunately, the information is not always correct, and people take it for fact with out educating themselves.

Even I am guilty of it, it happens.

The number one misconception about a female such as myself is that we are “man hating bitches” who obviously were screwed over by a man and this is how we get back at them.

I have decided it is ignorance, I mean after all, anytime they have ever shown a Dominatrix/Mistress in mainstream television, normally they are yelling and beating up a man. See, The safe word.

That would be the stereotypical Domme image, and “literally” kicking a mans ass and yelling at him was something I myself rarely did. Yes I got to, but there are way more activities and games besides yell, beat, repeat.

I do not hate men, and from all the talented Dommes I have met they do not hate men either.

There is far more talent and skill required than just swinging a paddle, and yelling out, “your a loser” at random men.

Most of what we do is mental. We take the mind on a journey, and the body follows. We use the senses to expand your mind, get in your mind, play with your mind.

Phone sessions or live ones, I enjoy them both because I got to play with the biggest sex organ of all, YOUR BRAIN!!!

No I do not hate men, how could I hate my man toys? [Evil Smile]

Ladies, do you have a misconception you would like to share?

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Licentious Domination

Many years ago, I started using the term “Licentious Domination” to describe my style. If you do not know what the word licentious means, here is a definition from the dictionary,

1.
sexually unrestrained; lascivious; libertine; lewd.
2.
unrestrained by law or general morality; lawless; immoral.
3.
going beyond customary or proper bounds or limits; disregarding rules.

Now then, the word “implies” a very bad person by general societies standards, so why on earth would I choose it?

For me the words, lewd, immoral, and sin, are like phrases such as “rules regarding sexuality” and “proper bounds”. They are open to interpretation and are very Grey to me.

The three main topics that I was always know for, and pretty good at is, in no certain order, forced bi, however I use the term force “loosely”. Racial humiliation, and of course making fun of the small peen boys!

All three of these “taboo” topics are hot buttons with a lot of people good and bad. I have ruffled many a feather by writing, talking, and doing any one of these.

Lets take the forced bi first, shall we?

This was my “hottest” topic, meaning the pole smokers were abundant.

Most asked question, if I want to suck a cock does this make me gay? I have a wife, I love females but I have this urge to “choke on one”.

Next is racial humiliation. This one I know angers a lot of people, since we are taught “typically” to not discriminate against people of ethnicity. This one opens wounds on people whom never even had the wound to begin with.

The last one is male ego bashing, translation; small penis humiliation. What is the fastest way to wound a male ego? By making fun of his penis size. Of course!

Now these are just a few topics that were high on the list, but the list is long. It goes on with other things that would make some peoples jaw drop.

However I LEARNED many many years ago that peoples sexuality, including my own, is not open to judgment from other people. That everyone has their “thing” and we are not all the same. Nor does it define us as people, as we are all sexual beings.

Maybe someday, in the vision of my perfect world, people will not be singled out for their differences in sexuality. That people will not DISCRIMINATE because of ones sexual preferences.

Umm because last I checked we were all born with sexuality, that is not a choice.
But until people “wake up” a bit, there will be women like me, talking to and seeing the Doctors, Lawyers, Politicians, Clergy, bankers, plumbers, teachers, all with their skeletons in the closet that I am “special” enough to see.

Now then who has some Licentious traits they want to talk about? [Smiles]

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Balance

I have been off balance and generally just sucking at this for a while now.

This meaning my website, updates, taking calls, etc .

Since I had this “life altering”  360 experience, I feel like Stella trying to get her groove back. My mojo is seriously shelved i think.

Yes I am around, yes I will make more of an effort to keep this up and talk once again about things that amuse me, and just have more fun damn it!

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The Dominant Female Rulebook

Many years ago, in My research to be a better Domme, I was looking on the web for a rule book, a guideline perhaps that someone had written on how to be a Dominant Female.

I think at the time, My reasoning in doing so was I had been getting a lot of “backlash” from other females about My style, the things I said, the things I did.

That is when the light bulb in my head went off.

I started thinking, why was I looking for rules, and how to, when in fact I already knew.

Its simple really, and very basic.

There are no rules to being a Dominant female, you MAKE the rules.

Why on earth would I want to follow someone elses ideals of what a Dominant female should be like or act like? I have no desire to be like anyone else, march to someone elses drum, I like the beat of my own drum, even if My beat is bitter to some peoples ears.

I have looked up to some awesome women, wanted to have some of their qualities, or have some of the things they have, but I learned from them to make myself better, smarter.

I know what I like, I know what makes me happy, and I make the choices. Even if my choices are not always the best, or smartest, they are mine.

If you take away the Mistress/Dominatrix title, you have just a basic vanilla woman.

All woman have it in them and some use it, some do not. In my opinion, society programs women to not think for themselves, to conform to a standard that someone else thinks is appropriate for women.

In my opinion that leads to angry, repressed, unhappy women. And as you guys know when your woman is not happy, your life becomes unpleasant. [laughs]

It boils down to choices. Many women choose not to rock the boat, accept things and just float by. While there are others who get a giant rush from tipping the boat over from jumping so hard. You have to find your own groove.

My advice to other females who are seeking to learn how to be a woman in charge, a Dominant Female, respect yourself, respect others, and follow your heart. Life is to short not to.

Find your own happiness and bliss, and take your negative, jealous energy and use it to fix what you are missing in yourself.

Stop downing or judging other females for their choices, just because it is not something you choose to do, or even understand.  Your life path and theirs may not be the same, but one is not better than the other even if you decide to exalt yourself and believe otherwise.

Of course a sexy pair of boots and a nice crop can’t hurt! [Smile]

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